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Well, you’ve seen me create some crazy-ass overpowered weapons in the past weapon combination videos. [Mini-Awp flashback] But today we’re gonna be doing something different. Today, I’m gonna be showcasing some of the weird/funny- -weapons that can be created using the Weapon-Mixer 5000. They may be impractical at some occasions, but they are super cool and funny. So, here we go! Oh, and by the way (da wae :D) if you are new and you have no idea what the f*** I’m talking about, just stick around for a second. You’ll see what’s going on. So you come to this broom here right and you press this button, then you go to that corner and you press the red button, and you go back to the place we came from and you’ll see this panel- [le epic panel opening] emerge from the ground with a weird ass antenna on top of it. Now you may notice that this looks a bit different, because this is not the Weapon-Mixer 5000 anymore, this is the Weapon-Mixer 6000. But it works kind of the same way. You can choose ANY weapon you want from this panel, any weapon and any amount. Then you come here and press the combine button, and from this table will come out a single combined weapon, that will have the parts of ALL the weapons you chose before. Now this may be a bit confusing right now, because of that I’m gonna show you an example, so it’s easier to understand. All right, uhhh… I’m gonna explain the little people, the lever and the vodka a bit later. For now, let’s keep it simple. Let’s choose the Negev, and the Galil AR. Then, we go to this button. We press it, [Blip] And from the table comes out: This! Now, this is a very simple mix. It’s a base of the Galil AR, but it has a bullet capacity of Negev, and it also shoots Negev rounds. It’s basically Negev in a Galil AR shape. It’s a wonderful example of what that machine can do. We can also name these weapons. For example, this one is a mix of Negev and Galil AR. So the combined name would be: “NegAAA…. D: Uhhh- Y-You know what, l-l-let’s keep this one. I’ll show you- I’ll show you another ex- I’ll show you another example. I’ll show you another example. Alright, let’s umm- let’s create something exotic right now. Let’s choose a Butterfly Knife, umm- a Bayonet, and uhhhh- a Sawed-Off! And if we press the combine button, [Blip] Outcomes what I call: A “Sawederfly Knife” Now Sawederfly Knife is a unique short ranged weapon. It has 2 Sawed-Offs attached to each other, and there’s a Bayonet going through in the middle. Sawed-Offs act like normal weapons. You can shoot people at short range. But once you’re empty, and the bullets run out, you can do this. [Sawederfly Knife transformation] Yep, it turns into a F***ING SWORD. Empty Sawed-Offs act like handles, and the Bayonet is the knife. You can cut people with Butterfly Knife that we chose contributed to this wonderful mechanism. It’s a fantastic short ranged dual shotgun and a f***ing sword at the same time. Okay now, I’ll explain what that lever does. It’s called an “Ultimate Switch” Now when you choose your weapons, and you pull that switch, it enhances the weak points of the weapon. Let’s just choose the Glock for this example. We pull the lever, [Lever pull] Then we go to the table, and press the combine button, [Blip] And outcomes what I call: The “Big Black Glock” now the Big Black Glock is a wonderful tool. It is way more effective than a small white Glock that we see in game. With- [laughter] With this, you can actually kill somebody. The bullets are the size of a cannonball. You can completely obliterate the enemy and even take down the whole cover they’re hiding behind. We did like a little research, and turns out this is a number one choice of a weapon by ALL female CS:GO players. Along with, P-9Titties. Name a more iconic duel, Big Black Glock and P-9Titties. (oh god, dont get a dirty taught :D) Okay, let’s get a bit more serious now. Let’s choose the AWP, the Negev, and the P90. This is what I call “The Three Musketeers” *Blip* If we press the combine button, outcomes: “Pawpgev” Pawpgev not a weapon you mess around with. It has base of the AWP. (Pawpgev not PUBG:D) It shoots AWP bullets at the fire rate of a P90, and it has a magazine capacity of a Negev. It’s a LOT of power combined in one gun, so you need godly strength to wield this weapon, because of the goddamn recoil. Is this f*cking insane man? Such a-Such a simple mix but it can potentially compete with Baba Yaga. Tell me which one you think is more powerful: This, or Baba Yaga. All right, this one has actually been pointed out by a subscriber. We choose a Negev, and if we choose a Smoke Grenade, and if we combine these weapons, *Blip* outcomes what I call: “Snoop Dog” Have you ever been in a situation, where you want to defend a site or something, (or just call it the mosquito smoke gun ._.) But you don’t have enough smokes? Well Snoop Dog is the best solution for that.(not enough smoke?? ya mean weed>:D) It’s the body of a Negev, but instead of bullets, it shoots out HUGE amounts of smoke. Let’s say you’re in a situation where enemies are coming from everywhere, you don’t know what to do, this is what you do. *Covered by smoke sound effect* It just bursts out huge-huge amounts of smoke- *coughing* everywhere. *unintelligible* *what you sayin? *uhmmmmm* *i wish you all a good day! :D* *what you even saying?? *creepy laugh* All right, now let’s demonstrate what happens to a weapon when you mix vodka with it, let’s choose the r8 revolver and Choose the vodka *blyat* Yes, it comes that sound effect. Let’s combine it and outcomes what I call The Russian Roulette® know if you’ve probably heard about the Original Russian Roulette game But this is more like a single-player version as you can see it’s 2r8s’ It’s attached to each other pointing forward and Backwards, but it only has one trigger so when you pull the trigger it either shoots in the front or in the back in your head if none of your friends have balls to clear Russian roulette with you This might be at the best choice But make sure you have as much fun as possible when you play it because you can only play it once All right. Let’s do the vodka sing again. Let’s choose p90 this time choose the vodka *blyat* *some sort of laugh* and and- and pull the ultimate switch *switch noise* and if we combine this *blip* outcomes what I call P90 *FRUSTRATION* -_- Thousand P-90 THOUSAND is made of nine P90 submachine Guns and eight of vodka bottles to power them now don’t be mistaken. This is not a spray-and-pray gun this whole thing rotates charges up with vodka boost and fires in very short powerful Bursts as you will see right now our good friend Billy here is helping us with the demonstration go on boys *EPIC GUN NOISE* *GUN CHARGES* *BOOM* *FLOP* F*CK You’re supposed to have- You mom gay wtf Alright for this next demonstration I have to tell you that if the weapon is too big to come out from the table It will come out of that platform right over there alright, let me explain what these are when it choose either one of these the next weapon that comes out from the mixer will have a human shape or form in one way or another It’s very simple. Actually, let’s just go straight for it and choose this CT character. For example And let’s choose a bunch of knives. Like let’s choose the Karambit the gut knife m9 bayonet and a flip knife and if we combine these *Blip* outcomes what I call CS Goro.. Goro is a character from Mortal Kombat. He has four arms as well that explains the name this combination is fantastic For knife rounds fantastic for any route to be honest I mean you get to hold four knives or four pistols or two rifles You can rush in with a spraying p90 and awp someone at the same goddamn time You can defend yourself while defusing a bomb. You can throw four grenades. There’s so many possibilities, but most importantly Threesomes become so much easier. I Think it’s time boys. I’ve made three of these weapon combination videos already This is the fourth one and from the very beginning. You’ve been asking me to combine every single weapon on the weapon mixer and Yes, finally, I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna combine every single goddamn weapon on this weapon mixer 6000 I haven’t seen what comes out when you do that and much like you I’m very interested as well So no further to do let’s get to work Let’s just start from the top left corner and choose every single weapon on the panel I mean, yeah, it’s a bit of a tedious process, but you asked for it though I mean I could speed this up easily, but I gotta get over that telemarketer. Oh, I mean that could speed this up easily but.. i gotta get over that- *i cant read and i wont understand>:D* actually That won’t matter if this video gets demonetized and it probably will because I mean I kind of show the guy getting ripped in half But I censored all the f*cks though. So I got that on my side Let’s just finish up by choosing the vodka *blyat* *sort of laugh i think* It gets me every time and let’s go and pull the ultimate switch And only thing that’s left right now is pressing the mighty combined button and let’s do it *blip* Alright now we wait. I mean, I wonder if it’s going to come out from the table or the platform *epic noise* oh wait what stop, stoP, STop, STOP,STAHP. there is nothing wrong this is not meant to be happening *big crash* what the hell just happened *same question* the hell is going on *BLYATSER CONFIRMED* you mom GAY (WHAT DID YOU SAY?? D:

100 thoughts on “WEIRD WEAPONS IN CS:GO

    u have talent
    u can make a wideo game and in this game u can do somethink like this!
    it will be awesome
    please make a game <3

  2. marcello is holding a sun
    -What the?
    -what-a are-a you-a doing?
    -im-a holding-a a sun-a.
    -MAMMA MIA MARCELLO! That-a is-a not-a the way-a you-a hold-a a sun-a!
    -Alberto, come-a look-a at-a Marcello!
    alberto comes in, holding an entire universe like its nothing

  3. Make the awp and man combine into awman, and the grenade and human become the creeper, then combine All their parts and flip the mega switch to make the creeper,awman or revenge

  4. What if you use both the p90000 and the baba-yaga in the iron blyat destroyer series or better yet, a showdown between the two weapons. I know it might take alot of time but this will be my only request.

  5. Hello, I am a Chinese netizen. Recently, I saw someone plagiarizing your work on a Chinese video website. I hope you can do something to help me fight piracy.

  6. Cara olha só eu não falo muito inglês mas eu peço que você faz os testes das Armas como você fez com essa antes de combinar a próxima

  7. რატომ არ ხართ demonetized თქვენი დიდი შავი glock? არა ეს ერთი!

    Lol i speak english. But seriously… why is the big black glock (NOT THAT ONE!!) still not demonetized?😹😹

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