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TomSka ITA – Carlino Cecchino (Sniper Pug) – FRB


Alright soldiers, listen up. We’ve got a dirty bomb. And the bastard is
planning to use it. Our job is to get down there and make sure
never get the chance. We can’t run the risk of spooking them. So, we go in hard, fast and quietly. There is no room for mistakes. But if something goes wrong, we’ve got Sergeant Pugsley. Now I know what you’re thinking. He’s a maverick, maybe even a little old. But he’s the best damn sniper there is. Any questions? Errr, yeah… That’s a dog. That’s not a question private. That’s a dog? Much better. Let’s move out! NO! GUYS! Hmm, four letters. Sommet you say to express
pain. Warh! Nah, it starts with an A. Argh! (Guns firing) Er, Sir! Can we talk about Sergeant Pugsley
for a minute please. That damn maverick. Yeah, sure. I’m not really comfortable with
him being apart of the team. What? Y’know on account of the fact that he is a
d-Aaa! Quiet! How did you find out? It’s kind of obvious… Damn it! Look the others don’t need to know… About his drinking problem. What? I don’t care if he’s a drinker. The question is how did he get in the army in the first place?! Oh! You want to bring back Don’t Ask Don’t Tell?! If the question is “Are you a dog?” then YES! You won’t be so quick to judge when Sergeant
Pugsley is saving you from an AMBUSH! (Fighting) He doesn’t even have thumbs! LEAVE YOUR PREJUDICES AT HOME SOLDIER!! (In a high pitched voice) IT’S AN AMBUSH!! (Guns firing) (Pug) (Guns firing) Dammit Pugsley! Why didn’t you warn us?! BECAUSE HE CAN’T TALK! (Pug) (Guns firing) OF COURSE! That damn maverick has a plan! That son of a bitch has balls! No he doesn’t! HE DOESN’T HAVE BALLS! Ooooh! Is that a problem?! I mean, they were cut off!! (In a high pitched voice) Oooh! Is that a
problem?! NOT NOW PRIVATE NO PRIVATES!! Dammit Pugsley where is our cover fire! SIR, THERE IS NO COVER FIRE BECAUSE DOGS CAN’T FIRE GUNS! I MEAN WHAT’S NEXT A HAMSTER IN A PLANE?! Don’t be ridiculous! (In mourning) Captain Squeakers. (Guns clock) Alright, I admit it… Sergeant Pugsley… Is a dog. Yeah. (In a high pitched voice) WHAT?! He may well be a dog… And an alcoholic. He also poops outdoors, but by God! He’s the best damn soldier i’ve ever had the
privilege of w- You just couldn’t afford a dog sitter, could
you? They’re really expensive… (Guns firing) He is a maverick! Who’s a good boy?! It’s you! Meow. Argh You couldn’t save us all Pugsley. (Don’t forget to subscribe, like, comment and share)

75 thoughts on “TomSka ITA – Carlino Cecchino (Sniper Pug) – FRB

  1. Tomska è un genio assoluto e vi ringrazio di aver doppiato questa perla del suo lavoro ragazzi. Comunque con il personaggio giusto Ultra Alem ha una voce così sexy

  2. Hahaha il migliorel doppiaggio di sempre, geniale!!! Per una attimo avevo nn avevo letto carlino cecchino ma carlino cacchino😂😂

  3. Salvati da un cane e uccisi da un gatto. E c'è ancora gente che si chiede perché sia proprio il cane il miglior amico dell'uomo

  4. Allora, ora mi spiegate perché il gatto alla fine mi fa ridere così tanto? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    Se continuate a pubblicare cose così rischierò l'infarto XD

    P.S.: Siete stati perfetti 😃

  5. Quindi è armato? Si è armato, ma è ARMATOOO Ma è ARMATOOOOOOOOOOOO per chi ha capito la citazione me la scriva!

  6. Io alla battuta "Sa, contando che lui è un Ca(ne)" avrei detto "Sa, contando che lui è un A(nimale)" così si poteva anche interpretare come "Alcolizzato"

  7. Vedere questo dopo aver visto l'originale con sottotitoli in ita è strepitoso 🤣🤣

    COSA CI ASPETTA,UN CRICETO PILOTA?!
    NON ESSERE RIDICOLO

    ..CAPITAN SQUIRREL….

  8. i cani non sanno sparare e hanno 345 neuroni di media mentre i gatti 940n. di media,
    POTERE AI GATTI!!!
    (comunque è doppiato bene)

  9. Aspetta ma pugslay è lo stesso di "bimbo armato 2" Quando il poliziotto dice "apri il fuoco, scherzo, non scherzo pugslay fa in fretta fretta fretta" Ommiodio quale Easter egg ho trovato

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