Are you tired of having to cycle every round of your rifle by hand? Don’t you wish there was a better way? Now, there is! I am Ian McCollum for the Howell automatic rifle company. The Howell is the safest, the fastest the easiest rifle around! You can tackle any tactical situation with the Howell. Use it on Germans, Austrians, Hungarians, Bulgarians, Turks. You have problems at home?
It works on the Irish! Problems in the colonies? You can use it on Maqis, Afghans, Pashtuns, Boers, Boxers, all manner of Wobblies. Put the fire powers back in you hands with the Howell automatic rifle. The secret is in the patented gas piston technology. That allows the rifles to do all the work for you. Order today and we will include the patented bi-pod tactical stabilization unit! Normally an extra 29.99 value, but today “Free”! But wait…there is more! Order in the next hour, and we will upgrade your magazine capacity from 10 to 20 rounds! That’s 100% more fire power “for free”! So act now! Stop fighting “against” your rifle and start fighting “with” your rifle! Get the whole package! The Howell automatic rifle, the patented stabilizing bi-pod technology, and the 20 rounds extended trench magazine today! Order now!