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The Sniper Guide


Today, we take a look at the Sniper. Sniper! Hailing from the lost country of New Zealand and raised in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper is a tough and ready crack shot. The Sniper’s main role on the battlefield is to pick off important enemy targets from afar using his Sniper Rifle and its ability to instantly kill a target with a headshot. He is effective at long range, but weakens with proximity. Where he is forced to use his Submachine gun. OH MAH GOOOOOOD! Or his kukri… As a result, the Sniper tends to perch on high grounds or in hard-to-see places, where he can easily pin down enemies at chokepoints. Although he is typically known for instantaneously killing enemies at a distance… … the Sniper can use the Huntsman to get closer to the enemy. Additionally, the Sydney Sleeper … …and the mysterious contents of Jarate allow him to take on a support roOole by caAaauuUuuuSssSSsing enemieEeesSs to take mini-critsSss. Now you want to be the Sniper? Nah~ That’s excellent but also hard… …since Team Fortress 2 needs a lot of skills and practice. It will destroy your soul, dreams and your own family… …ALL HAIL THE SANDWICH! Let’s forget about what I said. Dumbass As a Sniper, it might happen that you fight enemy Snipers. But don’t worry, it’s mostly easy to fight back if you ambush those Snipers from unexpected places. You are most effective at long range… But don’t stay at the same spot all the time, keep changing your shooting spots to destroy the most important targets. *The Sound of a million russian hearts being broken* While you are sniping around, it might happen that a Spy will try to backstab you. SEXUAL SNORTS INTENSIFYING Try to look around next time. Or use the Razorback. *Snort* If you happen to spot an Engineer-nest, but can’t see the Engineer, shoot the Sentry or another building first. So the Engineer will show himself to repair it. Good job. You can finally call yourself a real Sniper. You can shoot people now. Have fun with your great accomplishment.

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  1. the part at 1:28 creeps me the fuck out, i mean you're an invisible spy suddenly you're covert in jarate and you look around only to see a sniper staring at you, motionless, with a smile on his face when also that creepy radio music plays from half life 2, brrr it just gives me the chills

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  3. The music in sniper's *Totally not edgy and at the end underwhelming introduction before he is unceremoniously shot from across the map by the sexiest man alive* please? 0:05

  4. HELP! A RED FAT BALD GUY IS PLACING SOME THING ON MY HEAD I THINK ITS A (Static Sounds)
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  5. 1:06 didnt really understand that "grab on" scene but my laughter killed me everytime i replayed that part, don't really know why

  6. Has anyone thought of designing an alternative game mode where all of the engineers placements are permaproped (stuck once placed), even the other team cannot destroy them…

    EVERY PLACEMENT MUST BE THOUGHT OUT IN THE MOST STRATEGIC LAYOUT!!!

  7. You not only get metaphorically fucked by the Spy but also literally get fucked by by the Spy if you’re know what I mean

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