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MURDER PARTY

– (Anthony) I know, the Butler did it! – (Ian) Shut up!!! Hey, mom, I’m just calling to let you know that I won’t be able to make it to dinner. I have to go this stupid party that Anthony’s throwing. I’ll talk to you later. Love you– not really though–bye. What the hell is that?! Uh…(nervous chuckle) Welcome my…

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Pro-Gun Vs. Anti-Gun: Is There Middle Ground?

Pro-Gun Vs. Anti-Gun: Is There Middle Ground?

the area that i grew up in Sometimes the gun is the only way to protect yourself you’re anti gun you don’t you don’t want nobody To have guns but then that’s gonna put my family at danger The pool to the left i’m gonna have all my pro-gun people go stand on the edge of that light and all…

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9mm Just Right Carbine

9mm Just Right Carbine

Alright we got something really cool to show you here So let’s just say, you’re doing a little day hike, sit down wanting to get an apple out of your pack Your Oakley pack you picked up at Openrange You go, Hey there’s a mountain lion track, I don’t know what we should do about this So you have a…

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Bowser Wants a Gun

Bowser Wants a Gun

Bowser! Good to see you! A-hey, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! How’s everything going in the gun factory, huh? Great, great! You know, just working out a new batch- Oh, god! Oh, god! Why would you shoot me!? Oh! Oh, oh, is that what I did, hm? Shoot you with a bullet!? Yes, Yes! That’s EXACTLY what you did! OH! THWOMP NO!…

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