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SWAT Recon – SNL


>>RECON TEAM, WE HAVE S.W.A.T.
UNITS TAKING POSITIONS NOW. YOU HAVE EYES ON THE TARGET?
>>AFFIRMATIVE, CAPTAIN. SERGEANT IS SEATED IN THE LIVING
ROOM ON THE PHONE. IF HE WERE SMART, HE’D BE A
LAWYER. WE’VE GOT THIS GUY ON 52 COUNTS
OF ILLEGAL ARMS SELLS, OVER.>>I WOULDN’T THINK TWICE ABOUT
SHOOTING A COP. WE HAVE TO DO THIS ONE BY THE
BOOKS. IS THE BUILDING CLEAR OF
CIVILIANS?>>STAND BY.
SOUNDS LIKE WE’VE GOT SOME ACTIVITY IN THE NEIGHBORS PLACE.
♪♪♪>>OKAY.
ARE THOSE TWO GROWN MEN DANCING AND EATING COTTON CANDY?
>>YEAH, THAT’S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
>>RECON, WHAT’S GOING ON IN THE NEIGHBOR’S APARTMENT?
>>NOT TOTALLY SURE, SIR. STAND BY.
UM, TWO ADULT MALES MID-TO LATE 30S, CAUCASIAN HAVING A COTTON
CANDY DANCE PARTY. OVER.
>>SORRY, DID YOU SAY COTTON CANDY DANCE PARTY?
>>YES, SIR. WE CURRENTLY HAVE EYES ON TWO
DOPE DUDES. FEELING THE GROOVE IN UNISON
WHILE PIGGING OUT ON COTTON CANDY.
JUST HAVING AN ABSOLUTE BLAST. OVER.
>>IS THAT SOME SORT OF FETISH THING?
>>NEGATIVE, CAPTAIN. THE WHOLE THING HAS A VERY
INNOCENT 11-YEAR-OLD BEST FRIENDS SLEEP OVER VIBE.
OVER.>>OKAY, I WILL INFORM ALL UNITS
TO BEWARE OF THE COTTON CANDY DANCE PARTY NEXT DOOR.
OVER.>>HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
COTTON CANNY PARTY HAS ENDED. THIS ONE IS TRICKIER.
AT FIRST GLANCE NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING WHAT APPEARS TO BE A
BACKPACK FASHION SHOW. OVER.
OVER>>WHAT IS A BACKPACK FASHION SHOW?
>>EXACTLY WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, SIR.
TWO PEOPLE SHOWING OFF BACKPACKS LIKE THEY’RE WORKING RUNWAYS.
VERY FUN AND SILLY, BUT LET ME JUST ADD, CAPTAIN, THEY KNOW
IT’S SILLY. IT’S SUPER TONGUE IN CHEEK, SIR.
>>I WILL ADVISE STRIKE TEAM OF THE TONGUE AND CHEEK BACKPACK
FASHION SHOW. STAND BY.
>>MAN, REMEMBER WHEN YOU COULD HAVE FUN LIKE THAT?
>>HEY, RECON, CAN YOU GIVE US AN UPDATE ON THE SUSPECT?
>>OKAY. TARGET IS CURRENTLY LOADING A
MACHINE GUN.>>WHAT?
OKAY. WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE ON
THIS GUY NOW. HAS THE SITUATION CHANGED NEXT
DOOR?>>OH, I WOULD SAY BIG TIME.
TWO MALES ARE BOUNCING ON EXERCISE BALLS AND ARE NOW
JOINED BY — BRACE FOR IMPACT, A TALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN WOMAN
WEARING A ZOOT SUIT. AND SMACKING ON THE WORLD’S
BIGGEST GUMMY BEAR. WHAT IS GOING ON?
>>ALRIGHT, I DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER WE CAN WAIT HERE.
STRIKE TEAM HAS TO MOVE.>>WELL THEN ADVISE STRIKE TEAM
THAT SUSPECT HAS JOINED CIRCUS OF CONFUSION NEXT DOOR.
AND I THINK WE CAN HOLD OFF. TARGETS NOT GONNA RUN.
HE’S HAVING THE TIME OF HIS LIFE.
SEEING THIS AND ALL I CAN THINK IS WHEN DID I STOP ALLOWING
MYSELF TO JUST HAVE FUN. CUT LOOSE.
AM I RIGHT? OKAY, BE ADVISED SERGEANT MILLER
HAS JOINED THE PARTY AND I AM GOING TO AS WELL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “SWAT Recon – SNL

  1. All the crazy lunatics in the USA who go and shoot people should cut loose and have a party πŸŽ‰ like this

  2. I believe that's Alex Moffat doing the captians voice over the radio. If so, he NEEDS to do video game voice work. I feel like I'm about to play COD or something. lmao

  3. omg im not the only one who had backpack fashion shows as a kid lol. being homeschooled made things that were commonplace very cool for me

  4. They did a great job doing this skit. Could have fallen into creepy, gross, perverted stuff but just made it hilarious and fun

  5. Anybody else feel creeped out that their doing this toward the window almost as if they know someone's watching them?

  6. There's nothing 'mature' about being unwilling to have simple fun. That's just a trick played on people who fall into the belief that in order to mature they have to vehemently reject all things of their youth ('when I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things' is completely misinterpreted. Every single one of the things mentioned is about how you THINK and form your beliefs, nothing else. The word 'things' totally confuses people.) Have fun. Not enjoying something is not critical brilliance. It is self-punishment.

  7. Stupid!!ANYTHING with Keenon in it is always very lame!!not as lame as his horrible impression stuff But still very lame…why has he lasted so long???

  8. It is f.cking.amazing try and report a federal crime to any authority if they are involved. Good.luck .launch a WAR easy peasy

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