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STICK FIGHT: THE GAME | Snake Shotgun


Jonathan: Oh shoot Get rekt kid. Get rekt.
*Justin panicking* Oh my gosh. Let’s get it. 【・_・?】 Jonathan: What are you doing, my guy? Justin: You can’t get me. Jonathan: How do you- how does this- *realization* You don’t even use the spacebar. Justin: ‘Course not. Jonathan: Hi- uh, hi. Hi dude. *uh* What’s good? *panic*
Justin: nO Jonathan: You like this? Justin: Not- not the snake launcher– *true fear* Jonathan: What does that thing do? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Justin is dying at this point* oooooooooo *more ape noises* *Jonathan is scared* *jonathan-victory-royale.mov* Jonathan: Two for two let’s go! Second game, by the way. (งಠ_ಠ)ง (งಠ_ಠ)ᓄ Jonathan: I keep hitting the spacebar for some reason. It’s really bad. What the- Aww heck no- OH HECK NO- Wha- what is this??? Justin: It’s your snakes- they’re gonna attack you, dude. Jonathan: Why’re they attacking me? They’re so stupid- Oh god. Justin: Oh no- Jonathan: Oh my lord. Justin: haha Jonathan: OOOOO OOOOO OOOO- *giggly* Justin: You can get super high with that thing- Jonathan: OOOOO *wins* *Justin’s war cry* Jonathan: *inhale* Three for three let’s go! This might be the best thing ever- I love this game! *beep* Yeah why dont’cha come here, my guy? Oh, I want that- Justin: Yeah, I will, huh.
*excellent grammar* Jonathan: I want that. I want that. Why won’t it give me that? Oh yes~ Give me that~
(ಠ_ಠ) Justin: Press F
*throw key* Let’s gooo. Four for four. Justin: Shut up! Jonathan: This is easy mode, my guy. Dude you can’t beat me here. This is my map. Jonathan: Yeah, yeah, yeah, as I’m four for four on my FOURTH game. Justin: No, this one’s my map. Buddy, you can’t get me here. This is desert. Jonathan: How do I pick up the freaking thing- wut What happened? *technical difficulties* Uh, hello? *please stay tuned* *Justin is now blue, Jonathan is now yellow* Jonathan: Five for five! Easy, haven’t lost! Oh, well, that’s unfor- OOOOOO THAT’S UNFORTUNATE That is unfortunate. Justin: That’s an L, dude. *panic 2: electric boogaloo* OOOOOO OOOOOOOO *poor justin* Jonathan: Dude, you’re an L dude. Six for s- Six and hoe, my guy. Justin: He just tackled me! Jonathan: You legit the Dallas Cowboys rn, holy. OOOOOOO YOOOOO They flyin’! They actually flyin’! What the heck? Justin: Good job, ya stupid- Jonathan: Oh what? What’d you say? Say that again. Yeah (x4). 8-0. 8-0. 8 & 0 This is my eighth game, and I’ve won all of ’em. Oooh dang, dude, dang. First loss, dude. Justin: No? It’s your second loss, rememb-? Jonathan: No no, it’s my first one. Justin: In Desert1, remember? I said Desert was my best one? You lost that one. Jonathan: Yeah, cuz I freakin’ lagged out. Good job, guy. *smoke alarm* Justin: Oh right, yeah. Jonathan: *mockingly* Yeah dude, you’re so good. Justin: *oblivious* I am so good. *justin-win.jpg* Jonathan: Ooh, dang, what the heck? Bruh, I also don’t even know how to play this game, let’s be honest. This is whack. Justin: Oh so when you lose, you’re like, *mockingly* “Oh I don’t know how to play this game-” Jonathan: *mockingly* Uh, I don’t know how to play this game my guy. Justin: See, the way to win this game is just to, uh- Jonathan: Is it by getting this gun? *justin do the whimper* OOOOOO NOOOOO What? What happened? Justin: You took so much damage from the other ones, that you just got did in one hit.
*game theory time* Jonathan: Oh my lord. What is this map? I don’t even know what I’m doing. Justin: no no n- Jonathan: Okay, I guess. Jonathan: Can you actually aim in this game or is that not a thing? Justin: It’s your cursor. Jonathan: Oh, okay okay. Yeah, bye kid. Justin: What do you mean, bye- *lag* Jonathan: NO JUMP JUMP JUMP OH OH What- what happened? Justin: I have no idea, I haven’t even shot you- you lagged out for a bit Dude, my game froze. Jonathan: I’m just winning right over here. *chuckle* Justin: And my game crashed. Jonathan: I don’t know what’s happening.
Justin: Good job. I dunno- I was so clueless. I was like- Justin: C’mon, c’mon, where is it- Jonathan: Gimme that (x3) NOOOO WHAT HOW DID IT GIVE YOU IT?? OOOOOOOOOOOOO ooo u thought u thought Justin: I’m not Justin: I’m not a thot…
Jonathan: Keep thinking, kid. Oh. I didn’t mean it like that, but okay. Hey, you see this pistol? Justin: No- I don’t- I can’t- Jonathan: You saw it, dude. I headshot you with it. Ohhh, you’re not gonna lose this match, right? This map, right? Ohhh, y- *raspberry* Justin: *pure panic* Jonathan: You don’t lose this map, huh? (x2) Justin: no no no no no No, no I’m not- no I won’t- no I won’t- *death* Jonathan: You don’t lose this map, huh? (x2) Lookin’ like you losing this map. Justin: You know what, screw you. You know what? You know what? No, how’d I miss it?? Nooooo NOOOOOO- *justin’s victorious laugh* Jonathan: Alright, alright.. Justin: Let’s talk about our political alignments. While we play stick fight. Jonathan: Our wha- our political what? Justin: Our political alignments! 😀 As we play Stick Fight. Jonathan: I like Donald Trump, my guy. He’s a great man. Justin: Yeah man, I think Hillary Clinton’s kinda hot tho. Jonathan: Okay, get yo- get your political interests outta here. I’m not interested. Justin: No, like, actually people are gonna be like commenting and just like: “yOu LiKe DoNaLd TrUmP? wUt ThE hEcK?? aRe YoU rEtArDeD??” Jonathan: aRe YoU rEtArDeD? Bro, I like how fast paced this game is, it’s amazing. Justin: yeah Jonathan: Oh. Justin: o no no no no Jonathan: You like- you liek waht you see? Justin: I 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 like what I see. Jonathan: You like what you see?? 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘀𝗲𝗲?? 𝑫𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑺𝑬𝑬? NOOOOO NOOOOO let’s go. Justin: I pointed it the wrong way! I was going to launch myself up- Jonathan: Alright, what is this? What is this? C’mon, give me a pistol, give me anything. Perfect. Oh sick. Oh yeah, you can really just aim that gun perfectly. OHHHH WOAHH OHHH WHAT THE- You cannot aim that gun. You cannot aim that- I don’t care what you say, bruh, that is impossible. Oh gimme that, gimme that YUS bye Bye. Bye kid.

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