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Splatoon Wii U – Secret weapon


*boop* *wat* *oh* OH yes *is that what i think it is* *THIS IS A CHRISTIAN SERVER WHAT THE heck* (sin) *splat* *IM MELTING AUGH GOD* *BLAM* boom boom boom *jumpscare* * common reaction of jumpscare* (SOLVE ALL OF YO PROBLEMS WITH INK) (AND JUST LIKE THAT HE’S GONE) *yay* *k nvm* *ello* A M I B O (nah) serious time (no) Squid #3087 translated into english: ”RELEASE THE KRAKEN.” all fun and games not really *uh oh* *ASCENDED AF* Squid #1337 translated into english: “RUUUU-” *I THOUGHT IT WAS A NORMAL GAME* *BOOM* *MENACINGLY STARES* *MENACINGLY MENACINGLY STARES* *k nvm* TABLE BREAK *oh come on* OhoHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHOHOHOHOOHHOHOOHohoOHOH0hHOHOH *18+ from now onwards* *Pelo wafiu shit* wait *common reaction of cum* *cant handle splatoon porn* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *QUADRUPLE NUTT* *MONSTER NUTT* meh im still gonna jerk my ding dong even though i killed a bunch of people atadatataaa eh platon eh platon Subtitles made by WingedMaster and the amazing Bowkastic… FIN (Subtitles have been made by the wonderful Bowkastic at your service.)

38 thoughts on “Splatoon Wii U – Secret weapon

  1. Ok, why does every splatuber I watch have to make a joke about cum? Like just…
    Oh yeah, I forgot…
    Inkling or octoling+ ink+ splatter shots+ turf war+ shoot ink at floor+ shoot ink at other inklings or octolings= WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME WHERE YOU HAVE TO SHOT WOOMYS AND VEEMOS!?
    Well at least it isn’t cum…
    COUGH (*WHY THE FUCK DOES RULE 34 EXIST!?*) COUGH COUGH!

  2. Ha ha ha ha! Hahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️LooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL!!!!!!

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