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Sniping’s a Good Job Mate


[Stomach grumbles] [Groan] Cluck cluck cluck. Mmm, have a gander at this little beauty. Heh heh heh heh heh, Someone’s about to have a very bad day. [Bang] Ha ha! Wicked! [Dead ringer sound effect] Cluck cluck cluck. I see ya! Cluck. [Chuckles] Now this is a knife. Stabbin’ time. Stab, stab, stab. [Fuse burning] Ah, piss. [Boom] GAH! [Distressed cluck] Oof! [Extremely distressed cluck] [Whoosh] [Splat] [Happy music] AWWWRIGHT. [Munching] Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. You take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato… Baby, you got a stew goin’. Ding, ding. [Boxing bell] [“Eye of the Tiger” plays] Holy dooley. Should have saved a bullet for some of you blokes.

100 thoughts on “Sniping’s a Good Job Mate

  1. god damnit now im felleing hungry…

    [Get to the refrigerator and eat some sht]

    [Sit down and watch the video]

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  2. wowwow wow wow there still plenty meat on that bone now you take this home throw it in a pot add some braw and patao baby you got a stew going

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