Dear fellow Europeans. A devastating humanitarian crisis is threatening
the small country on the coast of North America: The United States of America. 24,000 injured, 11,000 dead.
This year alone. Every day 40 US citizens
die because of a terrible epidemic: Nonsensical Rifle Addiction. NRA is a constitutional disorder… caused by a dysfunction of the prefrontal
second amendment in the nonsensical cortex. Causing patients to shoot people. It starts with an innocent Colt, but soon patients
show signs of shotguns, sniper rifles and M-16’s. Often, patients use silencers
to hide their condition. People who suffer from NRA
have a big impact on their environment. Family, classmates and random strangers
struggle with fatigue, anxiety… and the feeling of getting shot in the face. NRA is highly contagious.
Parents often pass it on to their children. This happens automatically
or semi-automatically. Scientists still can’t explain why, but while it’s
spreading like wildfire throughout the US… NRA seems unable to cross the Ocean.
Or the Canadian border. Nonsensical Rifle Addiction is hard to eradicate. People with the most severe form of NRA
are often in hard to reach places like… rural areas.
or Congress. Many Americans are desperate. But… we Europeans can help. Programs have been initiated, like the Nonsensical
Rifle Addiction Anonymous, the NRAA. More help is needed. Urgently.
We cannot turn away, so donate now. Text STOP NRA to zero zero three one
twotwotwotwo nine. With your contribution the Red Cross
can send airplanes to drop water… blankets, facts, insights, statistics
and truth bombs. Yes, those are bullet points,
cause bullet points don’t kill people. Ignorance kills people. Let’s help the American people
fire congressmen instead of guns. Say nay to NRA.