That was the longest work day ever. But that’s ok, because I’m going to treat myself… to Halo Wars 2. Yes, yes. Buy now. Xbox One download. Yes. $79.99? Sweet donkeys. That’s ok! I’ve earned it. Let’s do it. Where’s my credit card? Rejected? No, this can’t be right. I almost never use this card! TOMMY! Uh… Tommy not home. Tommy go to China. That’s it! You maxed out my credit card? Again?! I was hungry. $30,000?! Pizza Hut ain’t cheap bro. You know what Tommy, I’ve had a long day and all I wanted to do was relax by shooting people in Halo. We all have our dreams. But it’s okay, you know why? No. And I honestly don’t care. Because I’m going to shoot you instead… with my Halo gun. Ah, the MA5 Halo Rifle. I’ve been saving this for a special occasion. You’re not the only one… with a Halo gun. Halo Spartan Laser?! Is that what this is? I don’t know anything about this nerdy stuff. I challenge you… to a Nerf Halo war! You realize neither of these are actually Nerf guns right? NERF WAR! NERF WAR!!! What? I’m already out? 8 shots? Oh come on Boomco, give me more than this. Alright let’s reload this gun. Ahh! Doesn’t take Nerf darts Danny! I need a Boomco gun that has more than 8 darts in it! There’s gotta be one here. There’s gotta be a Boomco gun here! Yes, here we are. We got more than 8 in here. That’s right, I’m going to use this. Is it compatible? Better be. Oh yeah it’ll fit, it better fit, yes! It does fit! It fits people! No bro you know what, make that 20 extra large meat lovers pizzas. Yeah, just put it on the same credit card you have on file for me. Alright cool… rejected?! Maxed?! Oh my God, dang it. Damn it Danny! Why don’t you pay your bills! I just told you the card’s maxed out, what don’t you get? I got hungry ok? My blood sugar got low. I got confused. Blood sugar got low huh? I got a solution for that. I heard it from a really good doctor of mine. The only solution I’m looking for… IS EXTRA LARGE MEAT LOVERS BABY! AHH! What the! That laser’s serious business man! And by the way, you owe me money for that TV too now! Put it on my credit card. Are you trying to upset Danny? Is that what it is? Because Danny’s already upset. My blood sugar’s low idiot! Do something! What am I going to do, he’s got a laser. I got to distract him. If I don’t get some pepperoni action in the next 10 seconds… I’m gonna put a big ol’ laser hole… right through your head. Put that on your credit card. Damn it, I mean, ah! And make sure to click like, for Nerf Halo War.