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NERF GUN HALO WAR!


That was the longest work day ever. But that’s ok, because I’m going to treat myself… to Halo Wars 2. Yes, yes. Buy now. Xbox One download. Yes. $79.99? Sweet donkeys. That’s ok! I’ve earned it. Let’s do it. Where’s my credit card? Rejected? No, this can’t be right. I almost never use this card! TOMMY! Uh… Tommy not home. Tommy go to China. That’s it! You maxed out my credit card? Again?! I was hungry. $30,000?! Pizza Hut ain’t cheap bro. You know what Tommy, I’ve had a long day and all I wanted to do was relax by shooting people in Halo. We all have our dreams. But it’s okay, you know why? No. And I honestly don’t care. Because I’m going to shoot you instead… with my Halo gun. Ah, the MA5 Halo Rifle. I’ve been saving this for a special occasion. You’re not the only one… with a Halo gun. Halo Spartan Laser?! Is that what this is? I don’t know anything about this nerdy stuff. I challenge you… to a Nerf Halo war! You realize neither of these are actually Nerf guns right? NERF WAR! NERF WAR!!! What? I’m already out? 8 shots? Oh come on Boomco, give me more than this. Alright let’s reload this gun. Ahh! Doesn’t take Nerf darts Danny! I need a Boomco gun that has more than 8 darts in it! There’s gotta be one here. There’s gotta be a Boomco gun here! Yes, here we are. We got more than 8 in here. That’s right, I’m going to use this. Is it compatible? Better be. Oh yeah it’ll fit, it better fit, yes! It does fit! It fits people! No bro you know what, make that 20 extra large meat lovers pizzas. Yeah, just put it on the same credit card you have on file for me. Alright cool… rejected?! Maxed?! Oh my God, dang it. Damn it Danny! Why don’t you pay your bills! I just told you the card’s maxed out, what don’t you get? I got hungry ok? My blood sugar got low. I got confused. Blood sugar got low huh? I got a solution for that. I heard it from a really good doctor of mine. The only solution I’m looking for… IS EXTRA LARGE MEAT LOVERS BABY! AHH! What the! That laser’s serious business man! And by the way, you owe me money for that TV too now! Put it on my credit card. Are you trying to upset Danny? Is that what it is? Because Danny’s already upset. My blood sugar’s low idiot! Do something! What am I going to do, he’s got a laser. I got to distract him. If I don’t get some pepperoni action in the next 10 seconds… I’m gonna put a big ol’ laser hole… right through your head. Put that on your credit card. Damn it, I mean, ah! And make sure to click like, for Nerf Halo War.

100 thoughts on “NERF GUN HALO WAR!

  1. I😍u Tommy,
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  3. If the only acceptable solution to a blood sugar problem is pizza, then potassium and other stuff will become too high.

  4. I luv how on this day, june 10, 2019, there subscriber count is 4.8 million subs and there view count is 4.8 million. Yessss

  5. Tommy why don't you get your own job man he just wants to play Normal talk, not shoot you with crazy gun

  6. Hahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahaha πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†πŸ˜† πŸ˜†

  7. The Spartan laser has at least a few seconds charge before it fires not an instantaneous shot gun versus gun get it right next time

  8. Did you see Xbox One I thought you were giving that away to Nathan he is a kid he lost his Xbox we actually broke it on accident

  9. Danny: tommy!!

    Tommy: eh tommy not home tommy go to China πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³

    Danny: you maxed out my credit card again???

    Tommy: pizza hut ain’t cheap bro

    Hahahahaha these lines got me laughing

  10. Danny, a really important priority right now is to make sure that Tommy pays you back everything that he owes you.

  11. Yeah dude make them pay for everything he made your credit card max out so make him pay for everything making teach baby gun out of just play normal cuz he he is Supernatural I kill Giants tell him more times. Cuz he deserves it

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