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MGSV : Gun Eater


A Hind-D? Only one way to deal with the Hind-D. Watch this. You guys watching? Watch this. Say Hi… To Shadow Jesus for me! You son of a bitch! WOOO! BAM! YEAH! HELL YEAH! Took me three thousand tries to do that shit baby! That’s some badass shit! Now witness my special move! Weeeeeeeeeeee- -HAAAAAAAAAA Are you fucking kidding me? That’s his dad? That doesn’t make any sense. Ok. This is the least dramatic way to find this out. This is the worst. Ok watch this guys watch this. Ba ba ba ba ba *bas intensify* ba This man’s mind Has been torn in two [Decoys repeat “kept you waiting huh” and “You’re pretty good”] He can never find me now. Oh no, he found me. He found me almost immediately. Oh. Never mind. He thinks that’s the one. He’s shooting at that guy. [Giggling] Ohh. Ohh. Now he’s changed his mind! Ohh! Ohh now he thinks that- OHHH now that’s the one Oh shit what is he- Ohhh, grenade! This is a good one *Grenade enters the realm of the heavens* [Giggling] *Grenade releases all of his built up tension* [Japanese anouncer] ROCKETU PAWNCH! [♫ Guile’s Theme plays♫] Now Richard, Don’t be moving. Don’t be making any moves. I now have enough C4 on these men to blow them to kingdom fuck. So if anybody make a move. Don’t you- Don’t you be doin’ that! There’s always gotta be that one guy that ruins it for everybody. And… Goodbye. Now Franklin… I hope you learned a valuable lesson here. Don’t be making any moves. … And there he goes. He’s going for it right away. Almost there… Almost. You know what me and a fruit roll up have in common? Fuckin’ Patriots. I hate those guys. Oh shit they’re coming back. ACTION ROLL! You can never get me! I am a master of stealth. … And … GO! [♫MGS main theme plays♫] Stick em up! You guys are under arrest. [Slowed down] Ohhh shit. [Slowed down] Ohh shit!! Aww you see that!? That’s some badass shit right there It a truck! Quick! Jump in front of it! It didn’t work.. His plan doesn’t work… Beep beep. Who ordered the hundred big bosses? Now Richard don’t be movin’. let me set this up just right. He’s goin for it. Richard! Don’t! You stay there. [♫ Guile’s Theme plays♫]

13 thoughts on “MGSV : Gun Eater

  1. Shadow Jesus XD
    Franklin Dies
    "this man's mind has been torn in two"
    Rocket Too PUNCH!!!!
    fruit rollup comparason with himself :they both hate the super patriots
    "beep,beep anybody order 100 big bosses"
    Dunkey you are too hilarious so much that my stomach started hurting and tears of joy came down,you are the best 👍

  2. Could anyone please tell me the music that's playing in the beginning where the helicopter gets blown up?

  3. First I watched this without sound, just reading subs and all I could hear was David Hayter. When I clicked the video, I had a sad face. Why did you have to ruin this with your dumb voice???

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