Articles, Blog

Meet the Pyro


♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫ I fear no man. But that thing… it scares me. (Masked breathing) No, I… I ain’t, I ain’t talking about that freak, alright? He’s not here, is she? How do I get this f#@%ing thing off!? One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. [O.S.] What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty? ♫ Do you believe in magic? ♫ ♫ In a young girl’s heart… ♫ ♫ how the music can free her whenever it starts. ♫ ♫ And it’s magic, if the music is groovy. ♫ ♫ It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie. ♫ ♫ I’ll tell you about the magic, it’ll free your soul, ♫ ♫ but it’s like trying to tell a stranger about rock and roll. ♫ [Heavy screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ don’t bother to choose. ♫ ♫ If it’s jug band music or rhythm and blues. ♫ [Scout screams!] ♫ Your feet start tapping and you can’t seem to find… ♫ ♫ how you got there, so just blow your mind. ♫ No! [Medic screams!] ♫ If you believe in magic, come along with me. ♫ ♫ We’ll dance until morning, just you and me. ♫ ♫ And maybe, if the music is right… ♫ I’m burning! [Scout screams!] Help! [O.S.] Aaahhh! ♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫ ♫ If you believe in magic… ♫ ♫ [Whistling.] ♫

100 thoughts on “Meet the Pyro

  1. 1:52 this part always terrified me, how sniper looks up in desperation looking for help and screams at the realization it is the pyro
    that fuckin head turn with the fire in his eyes, that was the most terrifying for me

  2. I honestly feel bad for pyro.

    He thinks she's helping a bunch of helpless children, and after breathing in too much gas, he starts seeing these things, while in reality she's murdering hundreds.

  3. I dont even think pyro knows this is a war and his goggles are whats making him see his fantasy-world, and the worst part about it is that for the others it seems pyro has no empathy over them but pyro dosen't know this and he thinks he is just helping everyone.

  4. Saeko Busujima: "I Fear No Man… But That Thing"

    Fang From Genndy Tartakovsky's Primal

    Saeko Busujima: "It Scares Me"

  5. Now, let’s be really honest here. Pyro has no clue that this is a war. The goggles are making him see what he’s seeing. So don’t call Pyro insane.

  6. If there's one thing i hate the most, then it's hearing a human scream at the top of their lungs while burning. Poor Sniper.

  7. How the meet the pyro vid wants you to feel: this mumbling psychotic abomination lives in a fake fantasy that he believes is real, the actions he commits is horrific and gruesome and he doesn't even know what he's really doing.
    What most pyro mains think: I can't wait to play as my fursona!

  8. So at the end as you can see through soldier's body is that his world, so, does that mean you can look through a dead body to see what pyro sees and explain the rest of the world why he's being a psycho and everything ?

  9. I love how the pyro in this video destroys the entire blue team yet in an actual match they just w+m1 and die in like 5 seconds

  10. I don't know why but I feel identified with pyro because I love burning things and I imagine myself in a reality where I am a psychopath and I kill people :3

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *