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Meet The Blu Sniper

*BLU Scout Cries in Pain* BLU Sniper: Boom, Headshot. *BLU Sniper and RED Scout Scream* *Explosions* ♪ Meet The Sniper Theme ♪ Sniping’s a good job mate.
Blu Soldier [OS]: Damn it boys….[screams] *Splat*
*Soldier cries out in pain* It’s challenging work, Outta doors. I guarantee you’ll not go hungry. BLU Sniper [OS]: cause at the end of the day, long as there’s two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead. *BLU Sniper Grumbling*
*Sniper Gun Shot* *Red Heavy Laughing*
*Demoman yells as bullet zooms by*
Blu Heavy [OS]: We must all PUSH!! *BLU Sniper Grumbling*
*Red Sentry Beeps [OS]*
BLU Scout [OS]: They got a sentry up their! Red Heavy: Ughh!
*Red Sentry fires [OS]*
*BLU Scout [OS] cries in pain* *DIE*
*Red Heavy cackling laughter [OS]* BLU Sniper: Dad? Dad, I’m a- ye- Not a “crazed gunman”, Dad, I’m an assassin!
BLU Engineer: Help me! BLU Sniper: …Well, the difference bein’ one is a job and the other’s mental sickness!
*BLU Spy Screaming* BLU Sniper: I’ll be honest with ya: my parents do NOT care for it. [ ♪ ♪ ♪ ] *Arrow fires*
BLU Sniper: I think his mate saw me…. *Another Arrow fires*
BLU Sniper: Oh my God, I’ve been shot… *Arrows firing*
*BLU Sniper cries out in pain* [ ♪ ♪ ♪ ] BLU Sniper [OS]: Feelins’? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes what bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. *BLU Sniper laughs nervously* BLU Sniper: Professionals have standards. BLU Sniper [OS]: Be Polite…
*BLU Sniper Laughing* *BLU Sniper Grunts in pain* BLU Sniper [OS]: Be efficient. BLU Sniper [OS]: Have a plan to kill everyone you meet. Red Scout: You Suck. ♪ TF2 Meet The Team Ending Theme ♪ *BLU Heavy Groans in pain, dazzily* [Closed Captions by DrClay]
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100 thoughts on “Meet The Blu Sniper

  1. You see ladies and gents, This is not How meet the team should have ended , no.
    Valve's version or RED is your expectations, but Dr. Clay's version is your reality

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