son of a bitch. That’s a good one,
uncle benny. Not so good… When my wife finds out. I don’t need needles! [muffled]
I don’t need needles! Aah! [gas hissing]
whoo! Ha ha! Why don’t we shoot
his legs with novocain And watch him
try to get out of here? Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Hey, what you got
in your hand there? Uh, uh, uh… A nut cup. Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! I got some big nuts. That’s–that’s–
ha ha ha– That’s nitro–
mmm– Oxide. Mmm. It’s laughing gas. We–we’re stoned. Aah! Aah! [garbled]
hey, riggs, hurry up! That’s one funny son-in-law
you got there, rog. I’m a regular
slappy white. After tonight,
it be too late. Too late?
Too late for what? Hey, riggs–
heh heh– Why did you call him
my son-in-law? Oh, uncle benny?
He’s far too old. Old coot. Buy forefathers back
at forefathers store. Why does he–
why does he keep talking About his ancestors? I don’t know.
Hey, riggs, Why did you call him
my son-in-law? Because I am! Ah ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! I–I thought he was–
I thought he was a… Eeee! No, I’m–whoo whoo whoo! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha! Bloody marvelous! Your baby
is having my baby. My baby is
having his baby. And your baby–
whoa, baby! Whoa, baby–
my baby! What’s going on?! What are you doing
here?! You–you… Leo: I couldn’t
stall him anymore. What happened?
What happened? Hey, hey, rog,
look at this. Does that hurt?
Does that hurt? Aah!
Ha ha ha! Riggs, get out! [gasping
for air] Hey, uncle benny… Uncle benny. Anything happens
yeah. To the hongs, We’re gonna
come back here And rip you
a new one. A new one.
That’s 2 for benny. Bloody marvelous.
Bloody marvelous. [speaking chinese]