Who’s the perp?
What you bust him for? Oh, I’m a perp? Oh, you see
a young brother In the back
of a police car, Automatically
I’m a perp? Look at my suit!
Look at my tie! What do I look like, The fucking crips’
accountant? Look at this badge,
bitch! Check out the gun! Ok, ok, hey, hey,
put the gun down! Put the gun down! License!
Registration! Urine sample! Hey, I got a badge,
too, ok? Hey, german jews
didn’t have it any easier When we were kids, So don’t think you’re
the only one, ok? Ok? And–and besides,
I knew you were a cop! I was only kidding
with you. Hey, I can smell a cop
a mile away! Oh, I smell bad? What–what you
trying to say? No–stop turning
everything around! You’re so damn touchy!
These guys will tell you. We work together.
We got a history together. And don’t–maybe we’ll
work together someday. I’m the bomb! They’ll
tell you. I’m great! Yeah, yeah, we’re
going to work together. Soon as I open up
a cereal shop, You fucking leprechaun! Hey, I didn’t call you
any names, you fuckface! Don’t start that, ok?
Don’t fool around! [siren] These guys will tell you
everything. Excuse me, sir, You’re
double-parked. Oh, yeah.
Uh, listen, officer, I’m just talking
with the detectives– Hey, we don’t know
this guy. Yeah. Think he might
have been drinking. Hey, they’re
just kidding– Hey, come back! I wasn’t drinking!
They’re just saying that. Sir, blow your breath
on my hand. Why do I got to
blow your hand? I– No, never mind.
I can smell it already. Well, blow in step out
my fucking ear! Of the car. I tell you
I didn’t do it! You’re all mine. Ok! Ok!