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HOW TO USE THE POCKET AK47


Are you tired of having to save to buy rifles? Do you like force buying every round? Are you one of those pieces of shit that used
the G18 akimbos? Then fear not! The Pocket AK47 is for you! First, let’s learn to background history
on the weapon: The pocket AK47 was released on Febuary of
2014, so probably half of you watching this video weren’t even playing the game at this
time. The Pocket AK47 originally only cost $300,
and replaced the P250 slot. This was back when it was super accurate when
running, had a faster time to kill than the M4A1, and was all available for $300. “Wait a minute, you ask, isn’t that OP”
Yes ……..
Back in it’s heyday, there was LITERALLY NO REASON TO SAVE. ITS FUCKING $300. It would be stupid not to buy it every round. This is where teams like LDCZ-75 got their
names. Even my silver ass could use this thing back
in the day. Valve literally copy and pasted the exact
same stats as the P250, but yet the shared the same weapon slot. “But..what’s the point of…if you got
this…what?” Yeah sure it has less ammo, but they’re
still going to be dead and you’ll have a rifle no matter how much ammo you have left. *steel clip*
Unlike the R8 where it was nerfed overnight, the CZ75 took almost a year *slap* are you
fucking kidding me Valve? But since the CS team works on valve time,
it was nerfed later in December that year and became a piece of shit, and the rebuffed,
and here it is today in its awkward self. Now let’s move onto some statistics of the
weapon: The Pocket AK47 has a painstakingly slow draw
rate, so don’t even bother trying to use this as a secondary when AWPing. “Yo bro nice gun! Where’d you get it”
“Thanks man! I got it at Ikea. Hold on, Give me a second, I have to assemble
it real fast” The reload time on it is even worse, so if
you need to reload in a gun fight, you might as well just accept your fate. And you might as well switch back to the tec9
and FiveSeven while you’re at it. *mirage day/night*
It holds 12 rounds of 9mm bullets, the exact same ammo weak ammo as the peashooter glock,
yet for some strange reason packs more punch than a 5.56 round
Because: Valve The kill reward on this gun is $100. Yes, $100. Careful little Billy, don’t go spending
that ll at once on some decoys now. Dont worry, just count your pennies and be
smart and someday you’ll rich when using this gun JUST KIDDING you’ll be more broke
than a college student eating Ramen. “But it’s an automatic pistol, why doesn’t
anyone use it anymore” Well now it’s $500 and takes up the Tec9
and Five seven slot. And since this thing was buffed to shit, and
this thing is a quality meme. There’s no reason to use this Ikea gun. “So wait, if there’s no reason to using
this, why are you making a guide?” Well you see, unlike the other broken pistols,
with the exception of the deagle, this one actually takes a bit of skill now to use. If you have good aim, this gun is like a mini
version of the AK47. If you tap slow enough and have good aim,
it can actually be surprisingly good. But that takes a good amount of skill to get
down right. The downside is since it requires skill, it
doesn’t have that same bullshit factor as the Tec9 and Five seven. You know that feeling when you you’re standing
there after gunning down 3 people with 1 health and you have a fucking pistol and you’re
wondering to yourself, “how the fuck am I alive right now. This gun is a joke” Yeah you don’t get
that with the CZ75. To pull off that shit actually requires skill. So that combined with the draw time on this
gun, and the shitty kill reward, and the fact that it replaces the Tec9 and Five seven. You can see why it’s not that appealing. So it’s one of those things you have to
use at your own risk. But please, for the love of god, don’t be
that one guy where your team asks for drops on an eco, and they all get a face full of
CZ75. Actually, if you’re bored and want to make
eco’s interesting, please do that. Watch as they all spray and fail miserably
since they haven’t used it in years. Then all of them will ask “what is this
guy fucking retarded? Did he not read the patch notes?” So that’s all there is to using the Pocket
AK47. Tune in next time as I show you how to use
the: M’P9. And remember,…let’s be realistic here,
spray and pray this damn thing. Who gives a shit?

100 thoughts on “HOW TO USE THE POCKET AK47

  1. Hey guys. Got done with finals today. Still time left to enter the giveaway if you haven't yet:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSF-4SX7oGs
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    Reply and let me know what gun you want me to do after the M'P9

  2. OMG DUDE U MADE A BIG MISTAKE THE CZ-75 IS STILL OP(If your good with it)BUT THE AMMO CAPACITY IS STILL BAD BUT ITS AUTOMATIC AND WHEN U EQUIP IT OR ASSEMBLE IT JUST PRESS THE INSPECT BUTTON THE ASSEMBLING ANIMATION WILL BE THE INSPECT ANIMATION AND THE RELOAD SPEED IS STILL TRASH BUT JUST USE IT AS A PRIMARY AND THE SECONDARY IS THE RIFLES OR SHOTGUNS OR SMGS

  3. but did u know when u pull the cz7 out u don't have to do that reload animation if u inspect than fire. It will not take long.

  4. You haven’t posted in three months, wtf you been doing for that long? You can do an upload every two weeks and be less likely to Get demonetized

  5. "Are you one of those pieces of shit that use the Akimbo G18?"

    *Looks gulty on the video*…Is better than use Akimbo P90!!! Don't judge me!

  6. The glock bullet type, the USPS magazine size, Five-seveN damage., Tec-9 design with a normal pistol reload.
    Pistol Worldwide

  7. Yep it's the "Pocket AK-47" i just maked 3 kills on mirage one on m4a4 2 shot on the chest WTF? on a AWP who was stairs looking at ramp and one AGAIN with AWP on the top of the tickets 4 shots?? WTF?F??????????????????? it's soooo OVERPOWERD MENNNN +_))

  8. I use it as a disposable gun, on an eco round just kill a guy with an ak or awp or something by emptying the magazine into them and take their gun

  9. "yeah bro i used to play cB:RO !1!1! CZ uSed To Be mY mAiN and I'm StILl fUCkiNg thInkIng hOw i Got 1000 fUckiN kiLls wiTh it!1!"

  10. look at some of kennyS best moments it has it in it it can be good for secondary for awp though even though it takes a year to load you can go for cover then peak

  11. My first few matches of cs:go I used the tec nine I was praised, and then got yelled at for not knowing call outs

  12. i can tell you never played mw2 stop acting pussy ass cracker i would snap ur neck and make ur dad lick my sides

  13. Tbh, that gun has saved my ass more times than I can count as a noob in CS:GO.

    It's my 2nd choice behind the Deagle.

  14. 1. Buy the gun
    2. Kill someone with the gun somehow
    3. Take the Glock 18 that they drop because the CZ literally only has 2 mags
    4. Die to a 1deag

  15. This gun and beer is what people think of when i say im Czech. And that other thing which people wont mention. You know what it is

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