If you’re still not sure what to do about guns, let me explain it to you, using this AWFUL cat. (HISS) Now before we start, we can all agree, that banning cats… won’t get rid of all cats. And the majority of people that do own cats are good people. Not every cat… is an awful cat. And I happen to love a cute, cuddly cat. Awww, look at you! SO CUTE! Such a cute little kitty. (Glass shatters) (Hiss) AHHHH!!! SUCH AN AWFUL CAT! That, was an awful cat. -_- And that is what we’re here to talk about. Let’s say you’re at the movies, or church, or school, when out of nowhere, a cat pops up and claws you in the face. *CAT SCREECH* Suddenly, you might want to do something about this awful cat. Now I live on a street that had one awful stray cat, and when no one did anything about it one cat turned into DOZENS. And they were all clawin’ people in the face, and it’s all because my neighbor, the crazy cat lady Mrs.NRA, was leaving out giant piles of treats… for cats. So you explain to your neighbor that maybe it would be okay to have a couple rules for these cats. Now you would hope that a good neighbor would understand, but she freaks out and yells at you that you’re trying to ban all cats. And then you’re just like, “Hey!” I just don’t want to get clawed in the face. I’m not banning anything.” And they tell you maybe if you had your own cat you’d feel better about it. And you say I do have a cat. It’s that cute cuddly one in my window. *meow* That’s not the problem the problem is these- OOWW, AAHH GODDAMNIT!!! So as you can see, we have a cat problem. And all anyone wants is to put some rules in place to stop the excessive amount of awful cats on the street. But instead I’m looking out my window and see an even bigger, scarier, lions, tigers, cheetahs, and AR-15s! That’s not the same as a regular cat! But my crazy cat lady neighbor wants you to think it’s okay for everybody to own a cheetah! (WTH) What? NO! Would you stop it Mrs. NRA? Really! And sure there are people out there with the proper knowledge and training to understand the responsibilities of owning a cheetah. But when the cheetahs keep ending up in schools, clawing kids in the face, I-I don’t think the answer is to put more cheetahs in the school. And I don’t think the best way to buy a cheetah is to walk into Petco and go, “Hey. I want a cheetah.” “Oh, okay. Here you go.” And I think we all can agree that it’s impossible to get rid of all cats. Which is good, because there’s tons of cute cuddly ones. *purrs* But let’s make some rules that limit and prevent how many awful cats wind up on our street. Less awful cats means less people clawed in the face. Sure they still might get attacked by a dog, or abducted by aliens (lol), but let’s handle this one problem at a time. And while this won’t solve all cat problems, there’s a good chance it will help with a lot. Like they had a similar cat problem over on Australia street, and after they put rules in place, good people still own good cats. But no one has gotten clawed in the face in over 20 years! And all the teenagers on my street that are fed up with that cat lady, I’m really proud of you for being so brave. So I hope that explains to you the problem we’re having with guns. Now I have a feeling that the comments on this video are gonna get a little out of hand. If you see that could you help me out? Direct the conversation back to, “What laws can we put in place to get less guns in the hands of wrong people?” It’s important and something we should talk about constructively. How can we stop Mrs. NRA? She’s a good lady. She’s just a little too into her cats. Maybe we could get her to be interested in a new American pastime, like give everyone on the street free apple pie. *Chomp* *NOM NOM* There’s a rally on March 24th in Washington DC, and I would love it if you could attend. I’ll have all that information down below. That’s it. We’ll be back to the regularly scheduled videos starting soon. Congrats to Hello Person for finding this week screenshot. If you find it, and tweet it to me first, we’ll feature it at the end of the video. I am ItsAlexClark. I am having a lot of fun on Instagram lately so come hang out over there, otherwise I will see ya somewhere, ok? BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…..