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Gun Violence is Never the Answer


Kind Guy: Hey Rude Guy: Fuck you Kind Guy: How rude. I’m gonna shoot Kind Guy: that man with my gun MC: Woah MC: Easy there pal Kind Guy: No way! Kind Guy: You’re MC Can’t Read! MC: That’s right, I may be illiterate MC: But I don’t need to open a book MC: to know Gun Violence isn’t the answer here Kind Guy: Really? MC: Yes, in truth MC: Gun Violence is never the answer MC: There are far more creative ways MC: to hurt a person MC: Without ever even touching a gun MC: I rap 3 words MC: No more guns MC: Yeah, I used them once. MC: But now I’m done MC: You can choke the Motherlover with your MC: Or stick him straight
through the chest with a MC: Send a shark harpoon to his MC: or have his leg ripped off by an MC: You could MC: and then MC: to send his sons overseas so they MC: Then broadcast on all the TV screens MC: things that he can’t afford and his MC: wife don’t need but he’ll work overtime MC: just to buy her dream make him work so long MC: that she gets lonely MC: with the lack of self-esteem from the TV MC: she hopes to feel
special by cheating MC: she does so reluctantly MC: the husband won’t know but MC: so she lashes out but won’t say why MC: then a baby comes and it’s not our guy MC: but he won’t find out till they MC: give the kid a 23AndMe MC: as a Christmas gift MC: now his sons are dead and MC: his teen ain’t his MC: and his wife feels broken MC: so he MC: But he doesn’t die, the motherlover survives MC: in fact he feels he should make the MC: but his legs are now broken and MC: he can’t swim so he MC: never to be seen again MC: Or you could send him to space in a Perfect!

100 thoughts on “Gun Violence is Never the Answer

  1. this makes me wish i was suicidal so i could watch your videos instead of committing suicide. like dude if i was suicidal i would watch like 4 hours of your videos every day.

  2. I tried this method of "offing" a man, but an angel swooped in to intervene and showed him how much value his life had in the lives of so many others and he regained his self esteem and desire to live and went on to get the whole community to get together and bail him out of his troubles… so.. now what do i do?

    Please email me @ [email protected] thnx

  3. Oh man. I missed this when it first came out somehow, but the big balloon suggestion may have been my favorite Value Select moment yet.

    Also, quality Soulman 69 cameo.

  4. List of my playlists ive added this to:
    "This is so funny, Alexa, play this at my funeral!"
    "Info-tainment"
    "Best Songs"
    "50/50 Depressing/Enlightening"
    "☯️👽Media-high's 'n' Low's🌠☮"
    "AWESOMELY FUCKING RADICAL SHIT"
    and
    "Bigg Oof"

  5. LYRICS:

    [Guy One]
    Hey!

    [Guy Two]
    FUCK YOU!

    [Guy One]
    How rude. I'm gonna shoot that man with my gun!

    [MC Can't Read]
    Whoa! Easy there, pal!

    [Guy One]
    No way! You're MC Can't Read!

    [MC Can't Read]
    That's right! I may be illiterate, but I don't need to open a book to know that gun violence isn't the answer here!

    [Guy One]
    Really?!

    [MC Can't Read]
    Yes! In truth, gun violence is NEVER the answer! There are FAR more creative ways to hurt a person without ever even TOUCHING a gun!

    [Verse One]
    Alright, three words:
    NO MORE GUNS (YEAH)
    I used them once, but
    Now I'm done!
    if you wanna be SMART!
    then
    LISTEN CLOSE!
    For there are better WAYS!
    to make a man A GHOST!

    [Verse Two]
    You can choke the motherlover with your BARE HANDS!
    You stick him straight through the chest with a SPARE LANCE!
    Send a sharp harpoon to his PINEAL GLAND!
    Or have his leg ripped off by an ARMY OF ANTS!

    [Verse Three]
    You could RISE TO POWER
    And then START A WAR!
    To send his sons overseas so they DIE FORLORN
    Then broadcast on all the TV screens
    Things that he can't afford and his wife don't need

    But he'll work overtime just to buy her dream
    Make him work so long that she gets lonely
    And with a lack of self-esteem from the TV,
    She hopes to feel special by cheating

    She does so reluctantly
    The husband won't know
    But the secrets too much for one person to hold.
    So she lashes out, but won't say why
    Then a baby comes and it's not our guy's

    But he won't find out 'till they give the kid
    A 23AndMe as a Christmas gift
    Now his sons are dead
    And this teen ain't his
    And his wife feels broken,
    So he JUMPS OFF A BRIDGE!

    But he doesn't die
    The motherlover survives
    In fact, he feels he should make the MOST OF HIS LIFE!
    But his legs are now broken, and he can't swim, so he
    DROWNS!
    Never to be seen again

    [Verse Four]
    Or you can send him to space in a BIG BALLOON!

  6. i'm forced to send your videos periodically to my friends because i genuinely feel selfish and like im wronging them otherwise

  7. "… Or you could send him to space in a big balloon, but give him a faulty space suit, so when he exits the troposphere, he can't breathe and he'll disappear. You could also send the mother lover to a volcano, and push him, so nobody will know, where his body is, so he'll die alone away from his kids"

  8. It's dangerous to go alone, take this:
    Lyrics:
    I rap three words: No more guns
    Yeah I used them once but now I'm done
    If you wanna be smart then listen close
    There are better ways to make a man a ghost
    You can choke the motherlover with your bare hands
    Or stick him straight through the chest with a spare lance
    Send a sharp harpoon to his pineal gland
    Or have his leg ripped off by an army of ants
    You can rise to power and then start a war
    To send his sons overseas so they die forlorn
    Then broadcast on all the tv screens
    Things that he can't afford and his wife don't need
    But he'll work overtime just to buy her dream
    Make him work so long that she gets lonely
    And with the lack of self-esteem from the tv
    she hopes to feel special by cheating
    She does so reluctantly the husband won't know
    But the secret's too much for one person to hold
    So she lashes out but won't say why
    Then the baby comes and it's not our guy's
    But he won't find out till they give the kid
    A twenty three and me as a christmas gift
    Now his sons are dead and this teen ain't his
    And his wife feels broken so he jumps off a bridge
    But he doesn't die, the motherlover survives
    In fact he feels he should make the most of his life
    But his legs are now broken and he can't swim
    So he drowns, never to be seen again

    Or you could send him to space in a big balloon

  9. This video is so fucking gay – I couldn’t get past about 15 seconds. But let me just say that this a such a serious issue because over 100 million unarmed civilians were murdered by their own government in the 20th century alone. I’m not laughing- and I’m especially not laughing at this video.

  10. The shot at 1:06 is the most powerful weapon in this entire video. I've been losing sleep for the past week because I'll remember the clip late into the night and laugh like an idiot.
    Curse you Value Select.

  11. I honestly don't know how you guys aren't more popular. This is legitmate gold. The algorithm must be fucking you guys over.

  12. Hey dude, currently spamming two separate group chats. I honestly don’t know what i’ll do if you delete all your music dude please don’t follow through

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