OK, Hold still now… This is for Obamacare… Guantanamo Bay… The Patriot Act… And that damn ugly dude you married. Perfect, you’re all lined up Now all I have to do is correct for the Coriolis Effect. So that’s 51.518744 and -0.129039 Bearing to target is uh… North north west? Average Muzzle velocity? What the..?? Hello, Sniper Rifles R Us, how can I help you? Uh, Yeah, Hi… Can you tell me the average muzzle velocity for a SP40 Sure-Kill… That will be in your Ballistic Tables sir No, no I don’t have my ballistic tables… OK, I’ll look that up for you… I’m kinda in a hurry here so don’t put me on… Hold Please! Oh shit! At the Copa, Copa Cabana, the hottest spot north of Havana, Heeere… Hello sir? Uh yeah, Hi The average muzzle velocity is 1024 feet per second 1024 feet per second. Thank you. Is there anything else I can help you with today? No, no I… Are you sure? Have you seen our new line of novelty assassination tools? We’re doing a special on exploding toilet seats No I… Exploding toilet seats? Really? How much are… No uh no it’s ok, thank you OK, you have a nice day now. 1024 feet per second, that’s perfect… I have you now Obama… What? Where’d he go?? Shit! Shit! Shit!!!