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Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke


– [Dave Chappelle] I’m just
afraid of being attacked. It happens to the best of us. Don’t ever forget what happened to that French actor. You know who I’m talking bout? Jussie Smollett. He’s a very French, very
famous French actor. (audience laughs) Y’all never heard of Jussie Smollett? (audience laughs) Jussie Smollett is a actor from France. (audience laughs) And he became famous on
a show called Empire. One night, he was in Chicago late at night and was the victim, (laughs)
(audience laughs) he was the victim of a
racist and homophobic attack. You see, Jussie Smollett is (audience laughs) gay and he is black. Not just French. (audience laughs) Oh, it was a crazy story. Apparently, when he was walking down
the street late at night two white men came out of the shadows with MAGA hats on and beat him up. Tied a rope around his neck, called him all kinds of n**** and put some bleach on him
and ran off into the night. (audience laughs) The shit was like international news. And everybody was furious, especially in Hollywood. It was all over everybody’s Twitter feed and Instagram page. “Justice for Jussie!” and all this shit. (audience laughs) The whole country was up in arms. Was talking about it all
the time on the news. And for some reason, African Americans, we
were like oddly quiet. (audience laughs) We was so quiet about the shit that the gay community started accusing African
American community of being homophobic
for not supporting him. What they didn’t understand is that we were supporting him with our silence. (audience laughs) Because we understood that this n**** was clearly lying. (audience applauds) None of these details added up at all. He said he’s walking down
the street in Chicago and white dudes come up to him and say, “Hey man, aren’t you that
f*** n*** from Empire?” What the f***? Does that sound like
how white people talk? I know white people, they
don’t talk like that. Are you that f*** n*** from Empire? They would never say that. It sounds like something that I would say. (audience laughs) If you’re a racist and homophobic you’re not even gonna
know who this n*** is. You can’t watch Empire. (audience laughs) Black people never feel
sorry for the police but this time we even
felt sorry for the police. Can you imagine if you
was a police veteran taking this kids police report? “Okay Mr. Smollett, please
tell me what happened? “Alright, two a.m. You
left the house at two a.m., “it was minus 16 degrees. (audience laughs)
“Alright. “You were walking? You
were walking. Alright. (audience laughs) “And where were you going? “Subway?” “Sandwiches?” (audience laughs) “That’s when the men approached you? “Did you see them? Did you have any– “Okay, what did they have on? “MAGA hats?! (audience laughs) “MAGA hats on in Chicago? “Excuse me one second Mr. Smollett “Frank, come here for a second. (audience laughs) “Find out where Kanye West was last night” (audience laughs)

100 thoughts on “Dave Chappelle on the Jussie Smollett Incident | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. Thank you! Its about time we have someone with a voice point out that the emperor has no clothes. This sjw bullshit has to end and we can laugh and have a good time again.

  2. Blacks who are fans of Empire believed him!!! As for the rest of us clear minded thinking blacks we never believed his ass!!!!

  3. I know the big details on the Jussie Smollett case but why is Dave calling him French? Is it because French sounds gay?

  4. 0% on rotten tomatoes from the "critics" What a fucking joke that is. Can't wait to see actual score from the audience reviews. I'd score it about 80% defiantly worth a watch

  5. Well, son-of-a-gun! And here, no sooner did I think George Carlin was gone, than I come to find out he's been reincarnated as a black comedian!!

    Fred

  6. Oh the liberals are triggered. The same people who treat a Carlin routine like their version of church can't handle this type of truth. If a black guy isn't saying what they say he should it's time to find a safe space.

  7. From the moment he said "Juicy Smooyay" Jussie would never have respect on his name again. He is "Juicy Smooyay" forever now.

  8. this joke was so well put together, it got even better and better towards the end.
    "who carries around a rope as a weapon? What year is it 1850?"

  9. Richard Pryor "live from the sun set strip"#1..Eddie Murphy "raw"#2..Dave Chapelle"sticks and stone's"#3🀣🀣🀣

  10. I TRIED TO WATCH THIS SHOW ON NETFLIX BECAUSE I LIKE STAND-UP COMEDY BUT THIS GUY'S FILTHY LANGUAGE AND DISGUSTING SEXUAL THOUGHTS MADE ME TURN IT OFF.

  11. Dave is still hilarious but the time off has taken something away. He's older but that's not it. His delivery now is just different. Before I was in stitches from his facial expressions alone. That said he's still the funniest man in stand up.

  12. He made fun of everbody i dont wanna here not one community complaining. But y'all do need to watch the Asian guy in the audience of the Dave Chapelle Netflix show. Hilarious!

  13. I thought Dave may have let politics get to his head when I last saw him make a speech about politics during the 2016 election. However, it's great to see that he isn't letting politics or Hollywood dictate his comedy. He has earned my respect again. Great work, Dave Chappelle. Still one of the best comedians around, in my opinion.

  14. Lmao I damn sure didn't believe Jussie bcuz why would that nigga choose to pull this stunt and it was literally -16 degrees that day and homeless ppl were freezing to death on the ground..smdh Dave special is top notch!! A lot of these comedians gotta step their game up! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  15. This special is brilliant and is enraging every little fascist, leftist beta-boy losers it is supposed to. How I love seeing them seethe in their impotence, like when they get friend-zoned by that girl they've been desperately and pathetically pining for in favor of the athlete. Hahahaha! Go Dave.

  16. Dave Chappell did absolutely nothing wrong. Fucking SJW liberals are trying to brainwash and silence people who don’t adhere to their fascist Antifa like beliefs.

  17. This was a 99% match for me by Netflix… I had to type in Dave ch.. before I got his 2019 special to hit the search return…. but his older ones came up after I only typed in the D…

    Netflix is censoring their searches and not showing men and right stuff… they are a woke company and I'm letting my subscription with them run out. Fuck them.

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