City Sniper, this is the Admiral. We have a situation on 185 East 300 North. There’s a man about to drink an expired gallon of
milk. Make sure you take care of it fast. Excellent work City Sniper, but the job’s not done. Look three blocks east, there’s a man in a courtyard reading a book. Above his head a large flock of birds is about to fly over. You know what to do. Great job City Sniper, but there’s one more problem – Look to your one O’Clock. There’s a man not far from you
who is about to exceed his data plan for this month. It is imperative that you stop that man from exceeding that data plan. Outstanding work, soldier. You can stand proud today knowing that you are an example
of a true hero, and a great American. Well done.