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Batsuit | Batman: Begins \ The Dark Knight


kevlar utility harness gas-powered magnetic grapple gun the 350 pound test monofilament We’ll do the main part of this cowl from a Singapore dummy corporation (indeed) and then quite separately we place an order to a Chinese company for these Put it together ourselves precisely It’ll have to be a large orders to avoid suspicion how much say ten thousand Well at least we’ll have spares It’s called memory cloth notice anything? Regularly flexible, but put a current to it Molecules realign Becomes rigid. What kind of shapes can you make? We tailor to fit any structure based on a rigid skeleton. Too expensive it for the army? I don’t think they’ll try to market it to the billionaire spelunking base dumping ground. Look Mr. Fox. Yes, sir If you’re uncomfortable… Mr. Wayne, you don’t want to tell me exactly what you’re doing, when I’m asked. I don’t have to lie. But don’t think of me as an idiot. Fair enough. What’s that? Tumbler? Oh, you wouldn’t be interested in that. She was built as a bridging vehicle During combat two of these would jump over a river towing cable Over here on the throttle, flip that open, and throttle up. This will boost you into a rampless jump. STARTLED MORGAN FREEMAN NOISE “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” GIGGLING CHRISTIAN BALE NOISE”HEUHEUHEUHEUHEU” We never couldn’t get the damn bridge to work, but this baby works just fine. So what do you think? Does it come in black? MICHAEL CAINE SMASH NOISE “SMASH SMASH SMASH” Sir, problem with a graphite, sir. The next 10,000 will be up to specifications. Well, at least they gave us a discount. Well, in the meantime, sir, may I suggest you try to avoid landing on your head? Why bats, Master Wayne? Bats frighten me. It’s time my enemies share my dread. Kevlar plates of a titanium dipped tr-weave fibers for flexibility. You’ll be lighter, faster, more agile. AWESOME BATARANG NOISE Perhaps you should read the instructions first Now there is a trade-off Separation of the plates makes you more vulnerable to knives and gunfire. We wouldn’t want to make things too easy now, would we? How will it hold up against dogs? We’re talking rottweilers? Or chihuahuas? It should do fine against cats.

100 thoughts on “Batsuit | Batman: Begins \ The Dark Knight

  1. No matter WHAT anyone says or thinks,This what the true,most true to magazine Batman. Mr.Fox portrayal? Couldn't have done better & mr.Bale? You Sir ARE Bruce Wayne/ The Batman!!😉

  2. They order mask from chinese company then alfred destory it like piece of cake…

    i understand that refrence….

  3. My favourite Batman

    No actors can deliver Batman like Bale

    And honestly the sharp jaw and gentle man face he has

    Does a lot

  4. The Nolan Batman movies are all in my top 10 favorite movies. I don't give a fuck about comic book movies… they are just flat out great movies. My wife puts up with Avengers and Justice League and all the new Marvel/DC stuff in the theaters but Nolan's Batman trilogy is one of those things we gladly watch together any time it's on HBO or Showtime or Netflix or whatever.

  5. 3:51 The way Lucius sort of tells off Bruce there kind of reminds me of scenes from the James Bond movies with Q briefing Bond on the gadgets. "Pay attention, 007!"

  6. Nostalgia: Keaton's the best Batman!
    13 year olds: Bales the best Batman!
    Nobody: Afflecks the best Batman!
    Arkham gamers: I'm the best Batman

  7. Really wonder how Alfred felt about helping his former boss's son, who's emotionally unstable at the moment, to build a big fetish suit in a dark cave… I probably would've called Dr. Crane

  8. Separation of the plates makes you vulnerable to knives and gunfire.

    Ah we wouldn't want things to be easy now, would we?

    After being stabbed by Talia:

    Damn! Me and my big mouth.

  9. Jesus. If I saw a human with triceps as large as they are on that suite my very first thought would be "Damn. I feel sorry for them. I wonder if they can get those tumors removed safely"

  10. Those Chinese and Singapore companies that made those part for Bruce Wayne must have shat themselves after they saw the Batman on CNN.

  11. To those people who said the version of Batman that Christian Bale played it’s bad,I just wanna say that it is a toughest thing that a movie including actors plots CGI and fight scenes etc. all be perfect,we can always find the disadvantages of a movie.
    So all we can judge is the OVERALL thing of a movie,and this version of Batman is outstanding!
    The Batman Joker James Gordon and last but not least Alfred Pennyworth ,it’s just damn good !
    Without a doubt, TDK in 2008 is a fabulous movie.
    A lot of people said that TDK is the profoundest superhero movie of all time,because of its plots and the Joker who Heath Ledger played.
    Hats off to this masterpiece 🙂

  12. We love movies where the technically savvy engineer shows our hero their special gadgets like Batman and James Bond. Who else?

  13. Tumble was built as a bridging vehicle. During combat……..?????

    What? Where is he building Bridges at? Afghanistan?

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