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Baby With A Gun 2


What’s the situation? At least 14 hostages. Civilians. Any demands? None yet. That’s why you’re here. Get up there, find out what the bastards want,
and get those hostages out safe. Don’t worry, Chief. There’s nothing I can’t handle. I can’t handle this. It’s a baby with a gun, over. What? It’s a baby! With a gun! Over! I will give you… £45 for that gun. Or you could just have it. This is a mugging now. This is fine. It’s a baby with a gun? It’s a baby with a gun… It’s a baby with a gun! It’s a baby with a gun… … It’s a baby with a gun. Gimmie… Gimmie the gun… How are you so strong?! Dear Santa. I have been a good boy. I did NOT ask for this! AAA- I’m fine. AAAAH! I’m not fine. You know what? I’m just gonna put this here. There. That’s better. Ooh… No it’s not. Nope. It’s much worse. Oh! What’s that behind your ear? It’s a… Tiny gun! Who is giving you these?! Uh oh! Smells like someone went poopy! It was me. I’m very scared. Pfft! Is that even a real gun? Are you even a real baby? Oh my god, am I even real? Ugh, I need a drink. Oh! Thank you. Ugh, is that breast milk?! You know what I hate? You. Take the shot! Just joking. I’m not joking. Please take the shot, Pugsley. Please please please! … AAAH! You know, it’s actually pretty good. You know what? Maybe this is all just a bad dream and if
I wake up, you’ll go away. Aaand- oh! Oh, that actually worked. Uh, oh, no, there you are. You know what? I’ve got age, experience, a beard… What do you have, baby?! A gun. Yeah that beats all those things. Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me… Please don’t hurt me! … I’m playing dead. Oh wait that only works on bears with guns. What do you want baby? I’ll do anything. No. No please! No! NOOOO- He’s a monster! Get in there! Go! You heard the man! Go go go! [muffled screaming] My GOD! [muffled screaming] [fart]

100 thoughts on “Baby With A Gun 2

  1. ssssssssssssssssooooooooooooooooooooo cccccccccuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  2. This was amazing I don't think that was a baby is was an immortal god who can see the future so it wanted to mess with people so it killed hundreds of people which if I had ultimate power and/or immortality I would kill as many people as possible.

  3. (Kills baby with sword) I win silly baby I win . HaleighD199 you did sonic and me sonic right. Sonic: Right HaleighD199 . HaleighD199: good sonic.

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