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Ammo – PUBG Logic (handing your teammate a loaded weapon) | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)

Hold up hold up Do you want to head into Rozhok? Ahh yeah … sure Okay do you have a spare AR or anything? Because I’ve only got a pistol Oh yip ahhh you can have my m16 if you want? Actually that’d be awesome Sweet here you go Oh Why didn’t you just hand it to me? Sorry… what do you mean? Don’t worry – it’s alright K cool… ah… oh Do you have any 5 point ammo? Do you not have any? Well no because you unloaded it before you gave me the gun Yeah Why did you do that? What do you mean “why did I do that?” Well I mean… why did you unload the gun before you handed it to me? Because that’s how the world works Rowan! What is wrong– what is up with you!? What are you even talking about?? Well first of all you want me to magically transport the gun from my hands straight into your hands!? What?? That doesn’t make any sense And second of all you want me to put the gun on the ground WITH ammo in it?? Not put it back in my pocket?? Yes Ben! That’s precisely what I want you to do!! When someone hands someone a gun you can just leave the ammo inside the gun! Okay! So! Should I just do some other physically impossible things?? Like levitate my way to Rozhok?? Is that what you want me to do?? You want me to levitate to Rozhok and shoot lasers out my eyes Rowan?? Okay Ben! What is so hard about handing someone a gun with a loaded NYA NA! Okay! First of all! Gun safety! 101! We’re in a fucking warzone! There is a blue circle of death surrounding us! There’s about 80-odd people trying to kill us! I think you can just hand me a loaded gun! I wouldn’t worry so much about GUN SAFETY! Secondly it’s literally physically impossible for me to give you a gun with ammo already in it Rowan! Just hand me a loaded fucking gun!! Okay Rowan can you hand me a loaded pistol please? Sure Ben OH ROWAN! ROWAN WHY’D YOU PUT THE GUN ON THE GROUND ROWAN? Oh Yeah! Shall I make my way to Rozhok then?? We done? Yip Can I go now?? Unbelievable You still haven’t given me any ammo! Fine Hey so it turns out that most people that watch these videos aren’t actually subscribers… Ha… So um… Hit the subscribe button

100 thoughts on “Ammo – PUBG Logic (handing your teammate a loaded weapon) | Viva La Dirt League (VLDL)

  1. … А во вторых это и с логической точки зрения нормально когда ты выкидываешь лишнее оружие с теми ж патронами что и на основном орудии потому что экономия !!! Представьте если вы оставите пушку без тех патронов которые вы потратили на обойму – вдруг я выкину бизон и подберу вектор и потрачу в итоге три обоймы вектора ни разу не выстрелив . В апексе пушку которую вы подберёте заряжена изначально такая просто механика в ней! К этой хуйне что привели нас видео на самом деле не придераются но насчёт того как взять каску и отнести напарнику – я сам над этим задумывался "хули он меняет этот на тот?"

  2. this is one of the many reasons I switched from PUBG to Apex. For all the talks of PUBG being more realistic than Fortnire or Apex, how the fk does a loaded gun get dropped without the mag?

  3. Omg dude Rowan I honest to god thought I was a subscriber til you mentioned that I wasn’t…..but now I am 👍

  4. I keep wanting to subscribe again, just so you would have more subscribers. Y'all have earned that! I love the videos (and I don't even play this game).

  5. Rowan for the first time in my history of watching YouTube I actually hit the button right as the person in the video said to. That person was you. Your delivery was perfect 👌

  6. They say: "Ro-z-h-ok", not "Ro-zh-ok". It's funny. (The Cyrillic letter "zh" sounds like "su" in the word "treasure".)

  7. ROWAN?! ROWAN?! If i hit subscribe button i will unsubscribe from this channel! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO???

  8.  معرفة كيفية النطق

    We want videos translated into Arabic for the Arabs because they are pretty

  9. All weird deaths in this video.

    ^WarHawk killed JollyChaos with Mustard Gas
    ^FuzzyBallz killed EmperorParsy with a strong high five
    ^Bert killed Ernie in a crime of passion
    ^PeterPan killed Wendy by accidentally dropping her
    ^Disney killed all Standalone Star Wars films with Solo
    ^ThyOldDickTwist killed z0mbieballs with a dick twist
    ^LootMaiden killed flipperlizard88 with a sweet kick to the face

    *correct me if I am wrong

  10. Wait, WHAT? You want me to just move my mouse over and magically hit the subscribe button!? That's not how the world works, Rowan! It's literally physically impossible for me to subscribe to a channel that creates numerous entertaining videos for free. Unbelievable.

  11. I mean, yeah Solo killed all the singleton movies, but it's not like "Caravan of Courage" was any good either. Barring nostalgia.

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